catmuss vurses

iz catmuss so tehy tel mii
ai see noe need tu dowt
butt ai’l juss sit heer kwiet
adn wayt teh catmuss owt

ai brawt yoo a prezzunt
teh jollee man sed
rapt up in paypurr
adn tyed up wif fred
heer yoo kan haz it
butt pleez du nott sae
iz juss wot yoo wonted
tehn hied it awae

tu mush tu eet
tu mush tu drynk
tu fat tu wawk
tu tierd tu fink

kryde

ai’z kryde teh teerz of loenlyness
sins yoor noe longur heer
ai’z kryde teh teerz of hartayk
of tawment adn of feer
butt CC noez teh dae wil kum
wen awl mai teerz ar dun
adn wii wil wawk tu gebber
beeneef teh meddoez sun

Judi (ex CMiWY)

teh howrz wil tumbul
teh daez wil rush past
awl wii can hoep iz
teh bess wunz wil last
adn giv uz a moemint
tu stadn up adn sae
cum let uz honur
Judi’z burfdae

for MamaCat, Casper adn famblee

lief kan nott bii crool
tahtz teh job ov peepul
lief iz wot it iz
so yoo tayhk it az it cumz

adn yet ai feel teh loss
ov yoo adn yoor sweet lubbin
taykun much tuu suun
at such a hevvee cost

butt yoo muss tayk yoor rest
tu wayt teh weelz turnin
adn hao can ai beegrujj yoo
a wawk beesied teh wind

adn eeben thoe it seemz
at tiemz ai kannot bayr it
mai strenf iz in teh lubbin
adn teh memmurreez yoo leev

teh goblin

bai damommza & sunovawot

trik or treet
tihs woent be neet
az goblinz fink ov waez

tu capchur yoo
mayk fingur styoo
adn dans upon yoor grayvz

yood bettur be
pree payrd for mii
adn wen ai creep adn crorl

ai doent wont sum
nao doent be glum
yood bettur giv it orl

ai’l tayk yoor boenz
krush tehn wif stoenz
tu thikken mai raggoo

adm mikz yoor blud
wif grayvyard mud
tu boyl up a broo

adn o yoor meet
wil tayst so sweet
ai can hardlee wayt

so doent be shai
adn bai adn bai
weel haz owr seffz a dayt

candul (for pb adn kittehz)

teh candul ov yoor lyfetiem
haz burnt owt mush tuu soon
yoo had noe tiem tu smel teh flowrz
or howl beneef teh moon
adn nao wif borked hart ai muss
return yoo tu teh urf
teh breefness ov yoor burnin
duz nott match yoor wurf

sunnee daez

let mii spend mai daez
neef tehse briet sun shynee raez
let mii walloe in teh heet
feel teh sand beeneef mai feet
adn if ai getz tuu hot
az ai wil az liek az nott
ai can plunj in tu teh see
liek teh porpoyse splashin free

for Calico325 adn Twinki

ai kannot moov
ai kannot see
teh fyootyur howlds
noe hoep for mii
teh howrz turn
mai hart haz broek
ai trai tu speek
butt ownlee choek
wot iz tehre leff
tu struggl for
wen awl ai lub
iz heer noe moer
shood ai goe on
iz tehre a wae
tu battul froo
anubber dae
butt wen teh payn
deemanz reeleese
mai last gift woz
teh gift ov peece

leevin (for Smudge CatBurgh adn fambly)

teh stawry haznt alturd,
iz mii tahtz gettin owld
wer wunce ai woz teh summer,
nao ai’z teh wintur cowld
ai haz noe strenf tu reech yoo,
noe mattur hao ai trai
butt darlin it wood brayk mii,
if ai shood see yoo crai

ai’z livd tehse menny yeerz,
wif yoo heer bai mai sied
ebbry moemint preshuss,
a joi ai cood nott hied
butt nao ai muss be leevin,
merember yoor lief froo
mai lub itz been mai pleshur,
tu spend mai daez wif yoo

a poussinboi burfdae pome

annuva yeer, sum wurk, sum plae
haz ernt yoorselph a nyoo burfdae
wii hoep teh burfdae fairy senz
a dae ov fun n food n frenz
if wii wer tehre ai’m shoor yood find
taht awl ov uz wer ov wun mind
weed sing yoor prayzez tu teh skai
butt nun ov uz can sing taht hai

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