leevin (for Smudge CatBurgh adn fambly)

teh stawry haznt alturd,
iz mii tahtz gettin owld
wer wunce ai woz teh summer,
nao ai’z teh wintur cowld
ai haz noe strenf tu reech yoo,
noe mattur hao ai trai
butt darlin it wood brayk mii,
if ai shood see yoo crai

ai’z livd tehse menny yeerz,
wif yoo heer bai mai sied
ebbry moemint preshuss,
a joi ai cood nott hied
butt nao ai muss be leevin,
merember yoor lief froo
mai lub itz been mai pleshur,
tu spend mai daez wif yoo

a poussinboi burfdae pome

annuva yeer, sum wurk, sum plae
haz ernt yoorselph a nyoo burfdae
wii hoep teh burfdae fairy senz
a dae ov fun n food n frenz
if wii wer tehre ai’m shoor yood find
taht awl ov uz wer ov wun mind
weed sing yoor prayzez tu teh skai
butt nun ov uz can sing taht hai

a pai-ratt bowld

tehy cawl mii a nayv adn a waystrul
for gaymz tehy sae ai’m tuu owld
butt bloe wot tehy sae, at leest for tudae
ai am a troo pai-ratt bowld

adn wii sayl upon teh bloo wawturz
mii adn mai lubberly croo
grog wil be drunk and shipz wil be sunk
beefor wii wil sayl bak tu yoo

if yoo wont tu be a bowld pai-ratt
tehn kum adn joyn uz on bord
wii’l plundur adn fite, from heer tu gudnite
wiv kannun, adn pistol, adn sord

for abt

iz tiem tu seller brayt so
lett teh welkins ring
wii haz tu haz a partee
wer awl kan danse adn sing
happeez wot weer aftur
so eet adn drink adn plae
adn joyn in seller braytin
abt’z burfdae

Upfi (happee birfdae)

teh daez tehy keep on passin
noe mattur hao yoo feel
teh marx taht tehy ar leevin
ar deep adn verry reel
butt yoo ar nott a viktim
of tiem adn itz krool waez
az long az yoo kan enjoi
teh happee-est of birfdaez

ManfredMom, Manfred & Cedric

thoe teh tiem haz kum adn gon wen wii wer forsd tu part
tehre’l awlwaez be a peese of yoo tahtz berreed in mai hart
ai mae no longur see it, yoor brite essenshul spark
butt lub’z not trooly lubbin if it dies off in teh dark

adn yet teh daez ar moovin on noe mattur hao wii feel
teh payn mae groe a littul less butt stil iz verry reel
adn yet ai can fined room in mii tu hold anubber frend
adn it wont meen taht yoor forgot, taht ai can lub agen

for Shepmom adn Princess

wer yoo shood be tehrez ownlee greef
mai hart haz goen adn ai aloen
ar leff tu fayse teh endless dae
for ai karnt folloe wer yoove floen
butt ai haz dreemz adn memmoreez
wif tehm ai forj eternal chaynz
noe mattur wer teh fyootyur leedz
be shoor mai luv for yoo remaynz

wot wurdz

wot wurdz of mien can corss teh voyd
wot’z in mai hart, hao do ai tel
iz tehre a tiem or playse sumwer
wer wii can joyn adn brayk teh spel
taht holdz owr yurnin selvz apart
wen awl tehre iz iz need tu shayr
tu tayk yoo in mai armz wunse moer
tu noe wunse moer taht yoo ar tehre

a Cheezland ballad

by sunovawot & damommza

deddy kaytd tu PK & S

ai kan stil rekawl taht dae
wen wii wer forsd upon owr wae
kommurshullizm at itz moest kra$$
had kum adn bitt uz in teh a$$
wiel teerz wer cryde adn teef wer nashd
at ICHC teh chekz wer cashd
adn wii wer lef wifowt a hoem
sett upon teh ‘net tu roem
adn roem wii did for howz untolld
wif littl hoep adn hartz groen colld
butt sum tehre wer wood nott giv in
hoo pland adn plottd tu beegin
anuvver siet far form teh frae
wer wii cood liv adn laff adn plae
adn thoe at furst nott awl went smoov
tehy stuk teh corse adn moovd teh moov
did awl teh fingz taht peeplz must
wen tehy duzznott sukseed at fu’st
adn thoe it mae seem much to ask
PK & S stuk tu tehir task
until at last tehy mayd tehir stand
adn opend up owr nyoo Cheezland

adn caym teh cheezeez slo slo slo
tehy did nott noe wich wae tu goe
butt in tehir hartz tehy karreed lolz
tu fil teh gapz adn plug teh hoelz
adn hartz wer mended, frendz wer fownd
even tohse hoo’d nott been rownd
teh tee shoppe opend bryte adn sunnee
wif lotz ov tee adn hoem grone hunnee
moer importuntly wii mayd nyoo frendz
so thanx to PK & S nebber enz
tehy gayv uz a playse tu cawl owr own
so nebber agen wil wii haz tu roem
teh nawty barn, teh conga ratz
Cheezland dot org iz wer itz at!

noodle adn star

wer iz teh dae wen wii wer strong
adn lyfe adn luv woz nyoo
wer iz teh dae wii’d hold on tyte
adn wispur ai luv yoo
wer iz teh hart taht beet wif myne
teh hand taht held mai own
wye did yoo hav tu goe ahed
adn leev mii on mai own
hao kan ai tayk anuvver step
mai eyz soe ful of teerz
wivvowt yoo heer hao wil ai coep
wif hartayks adn wif feerz
ai haz noe strenf butt sumhao ai
muss push on froo teh payn
tu fase eech challunj az it kumz
until wii meet agayn

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