gyv adn tayk

tehy tell yoo lub iz awl, tehy lye!
iff taht wer troo noe wun wood crye
noe, lub iz much, it iz nott awl
for taht ai’l alwaes bee grate ful
noe storree haz butt juss wun syde
“tehy livd in bliss adn tehn tehy dyde”
bawrin too heer, bawrin to lyv
tehre muss be tayk, tehre muss be gyv
tymez ov pleshur, tymez ov stryfe
ar, adn shood be, partz ov lyfe
ai doent wunt sum, ai wuntz it awl
ai’l tayk teh bak-up, tayk teh fawl
ai’l tayk teh happeez adn teh paynz
ai’l tayk teh lossez az ai tuuk teh gaynz
ai’l tayk it awl adn see it throo
for ai tuuk it awl wen ai tuuk yoo
adn thoe ai walk tihs strech alown
ai noe wun dae taht ai’l kum home

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dog’s prayer (in response to “Ten Canine Commandments” seen on I Has A Hotdog)

You are my forever
i will do the best i can
i will give You my all
but am not human
Your voice is a comfort
it tells me i am not alone
i may not understand but will remember
You lead my pack, i do not challenge
i may not be perfect,
sometimes i can’t
when i am scared or tired
You are my shelter
You are my forever

ai am nott reddee

iz tyme to sae gudby
AI AM NOTT REDDEE

wee mayd owr lyvez toogehter
hoo wyl ai bee wiffowt yoo
AI AM NOTT REDDEE

yoo gayv wiffowt cumplaynin
wen evver ai woz needin
AI AM NOTT REDDEE

yoo wer mai staff adn sheeld
mai support mai gardyan
AI AM NOTT REDDEE

yoo neber asked for moer tahn
yoo nyoo taht ai cud gyv yoo
AI AM NOTT REDDEE

butt for tihs wonse ai’ll stryv
too bee bigguh, too bee stronguh
ai wyl bee reddee

froo mai teerz, mai hart ake
ai’ll lett yoo goe befor mee
ai wyl bee reddee

butt carree mai luv wiff yoo
too worm yoo untyl ai kan
hold yoo inn teh meddoe

adn nao ai’m reddee

mechanics

help I murmur
sotto voce
there are no answers no replies
wait I say
all is yet broken
altogether all despised

in corners ratholes
I abide
never seen or rarely so
and take no steps
for I have found
there is no place for me to go

last and lost and least
considered
fortune’s favours never seen
caught in my own
turning circle
there is no god in this machine

tyme

iz own lee tyme
adn wot iz taht
uh smorl illooshun
wee awl shayr
nawt sumfin too
tayk seriuslee
coz bye teh tyme
yoo unnerstand
yool fynd itz passd
(juss chek teh clok)

wun wae

iff yoor gunner kik mee
kik mee hard coz ai bownse
iff yoo wanna putt mee down yood best bryng frendz
tehre mae bee nuffin inn mai purrse
ai mae bee lost or sik or wurrse
butt ai’l neber stop untyl ai reech mai endz

startin frum teh bottum
tehrez juss wun wae too goe
iff hard wurk duznt kyll mee ai’l bee sownd
adn ai’ve got too much klass
too bee kort sittin on mai ass
wen tehrez a fyoocher waytin too bee fownd

prowd

o hao glorry uss wee wuz
az wee stuud adn fased teh mon sturs
hao brayv wee mussd hav luukd
wiff owr bannurz wayvin torl

adn nun ov uz wood ask
for sumwon too replayce uz
thoe ar hartz woz kwaykin
az teh battul hym bee gan

adn wen teh fyte had ended
adn wee struggld owr wae homeward
wee tuuk a sollem moe ment
too morn teh wunz weed lost

butt neber neber ask
woz teh battl worf it
neber seek to kwes chun
teh pryce wee had too pae

for tihs ai hav too sae
inn ansur to teh dowterz
wee AR owr brovurz keeperz
adn prowd wee ar too bee

iff ai’d nown

iff ai’d nown frum teh start
hao much lubbin yoo wood kost
ai’d styll bee payin it willinly adn moor

iff ai’d nown ov teh teerz
iff ai’d nown ov teh laffz
iff ai’d nown ov teh payn
iff ai’d nown ov teh joi
iff ai’d nown ov teh greef
iff ai’d nown ov teh happeez
iff ai’d nown ov teh angreez
iff ai’d nown ov teh cuddlez
iff ai’d nown ov teh ignorinz
iff ai’d nown ov teh ticklolz
iff ai’d nown ov teh sylencez
iff ai’d nown owr see kret lang wich
tehn ai’d noe wun dae wiff yoo
wood bee wurf teh yeerz ov hartake
adn ai wudnt chanje uh moement
ov teh tyme ai spent wiff yoo

ai wood (for Geniecat adn Smokey)

ai wood hold yoo heer
if onlee ai cared less
ai wood hold yoo tyte
adn neber sae gudbai

ai wood tayk yoor payn
adn sufferin
adn mayk tehm mai own
iff taht woz in mai powur

butt awl tahtz left too mee
iz tihs wun last gift
adn cumfortin yoo
until yoo reech teh brijj
tehn let yoo go
adn crai mai teerz alone

sayv mee uh playce

sayv mee uh playce
ai wil bee tehre bai n bai
sayv mee uuh playce
aive fingz ai muss attend too
peepulz ai muss cuddlol
kittehz ai muss tikklol
sayv mee uh playce

done furgett mee
hold mee in yoor hart
done furget mee
tho ai hav gon a hed
adn hav meddoes too egg splaw
adn wunders too enn cownter
ai wil awl waze bee heer waytin
done furget mee

sayv mee uh playce
done furget mee
sayv mee uh playce
done furget mee
sayv mee uh playce