advice my mother never gave me

there ain’t no use in caring
nor any point in fuss
if life tears you another one
then kick it back and cuss

and when it seems to matter
what other people think
smack your head against a wall
then pour yourself a drink

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  1. Hee, hee !! 😆

    Wen peeplol arks mi wye ai bang mai hed,
    “BOP! BOP! BOP!!
    Ai tel tehm, “Coz it feals sew gud wen ai
    Stopp! Stopp! Stopp!!

    😉

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  2. damommza

     /  August 8, 2011

    When I saw this I thought it said “Advice my mother gave me” and my first thought was “Wow-his mother was Attila the Hun” *GIGGLOLS*

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    • I don’t actually remember any advice from either of my parents, which is not necessarily a bad thing.

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  3. Great advice! Ai had mai furst stromberry margarita on Caturday! But ai didn’t bang mai head against the wall furst.

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