animals 2

These verses were written, by invitation, in the comments for, and in response to, the poem “animals”, ( ). Each verse is preceded by it’s author’s name.


the octropuss will rob you
’tis very sad but true
he’ll pick your pockets with 8 arms
then lock you in the loo!


the spryder is joker but
be sure to bear in mind
while you’re watching one hand
seven will rob you blind


and what about the ahhhcelot?
laying there so regal
he’ll trick you in to signing stuff
and make sure that it’s legal!


the saddest of the animals
the woolly mammoth is, I fear
no one had the heart to tell him
he’s no longer here…


The Hamshur really doesn’t mind
Running errands big and small
Just don’t tell them that the wheel
Doesn’t go anywhere at all!


the hamsher’s friend the gurbil
comes following right after
meanwhile the cookieburra
is rollin’ round with laughter


Whot mite a Dodo have dun dun?
It cud hav bean reeli fun fun.
But we’ll nevver reeli kno kno, kid
Coz the Dodo is now a Did Did !!


teh dick-dick does a dans-dans
teh eye-eye says noe-noe
butt offer it sum martooniez
adn wotch teh eye-eye go-go

Any further verses will be gratefully recieved.

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  1. damommza

     /  September 23, 2011

    the LOLrus is a stodgy dude
    always grumbling about his bukkit
    and now he’s old and has forgot
    he left it in Nantucket

  2. and don’t forget the hoarsey
    with mane and glossy coat
    surprising to discover
    the real frog in it’s throat

  3. damommza

     /  September 24, 2011

    *CLAPPITY CLAPPITY* (change MAIN to MANE) :-))))

    the bi-polar bear is sometimes here
    and sometimes he is not
    his iceberg’s turning to a lake and
    he’s getting awfully hot!

    • Oops 😳 The ridiculous thing is, I wrote “main” at first, then corrected it, but just before posting I rewrote the line and managed to misspell it again! 😆

      the thing ’bout the see-lion
      if you don’t want a scar
      as soon as you see-lion
      then dive into your car

  4. damommza

     /  September 24, 2011

    LOLOL My spelling s terrible. I’m the typo queen!

    “dive into the car” *SNERK* LOLOL

  5. damommza

     /  September 24, 2011

    The wallabee’s a wannabee
    he vogues just like Madonna
    when asked why he can’t be himself
    he says he just don’t wanna!

  6. damommza

     /  September 24, 2011

    On second thought, change “for real” to “himself”. Same syallables but makes more sense I think?

  7. damommza

     /  September 24, 2011

    Fankies! 🙂

  8. damommza

     /  September 25, 2011

    The regret is a big white bird
    who eats a lot of fish
    he sadly wonders about those lives
    that ended on his dish

  9. damommza

     /  September 25, 2011

    *UGH* I do this every time!! I hit ENTER then think of the better word.

    Please change *WHO* to *THAT* and send me a virtual smack in the head!!

  10. damommza

     /  September 25, 2011

    eeep..the last WHO, so it says “that ended on his dish”.

  11. damommza

     /  September 29, 2011

    a creature that’s all fur and licks
    oh, that’s my sweet old dawgie
    his bark is small, he has no bite
    just licks until I’m sawgie!

    • 😆

      weev kum tu see teh dgirraft
      adn beleev mii iz kwite kweer
      wee haz to putt owr cotez on
      tehrez an awful dgirraft in heer

  12. damommza

     /  September 29, 2011

    :-))) *clappity clappity* (teh BIGLOL-daz verri klever!)

    Ai’m ‘bowt tu sned yoo anver dueling powem in STUFF..Ai just finish eng teh powem naow! 🙂

  13. damommza

     /  December 8, 2011

    Re-reading these I really appreciate how terrific they are! 🙂


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