it’s clear that i’m a cutie
a million dollar beauty
i tell you i’m the best you’ll ever see
with a body of a shape
to make an angel gape
and a voice to charm the birdies from the tree

i was taught to care
about the cut of my hair
to dress myself with style and allure
and if i do it well
by some magic spell
i’ll find myself a man whose love is pure

i gotta face like a frog
got the manners of a hog
and i really look my best when there’s no light
i’m loud and i’m square
and i’m running out of hair
i’m not the one you dream of late at night

why get myself a job
when i can be a slob
there’s bound to be a woman who will care
to cook, clean and behave
like some domestic slave
and i can spend my days in this here chair

this is not the life
we have as man and wife
that we were told was waiting for us two
a life of peace and love
gifted from above
instead we got this hell and i got you

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  1. CatMadinWestYorkshire

     /  October 11, 2011

    {{{{{{{{sunovawot}}}}}}}} Ai reely hoap taht dis isn’t summat frum purrsonal eggs pier e ants! Izza furry dark feeling ๐Ÿ˜ฆ
    Yur frend, Judi

    • Noe, ai woz juss finkin bak tu the diffrunt waez boiz adn gurlz woz brort up in mai gennurayshun. Nott in mai fambly, butt ai nyoo uvverz wer gurlz woz eggspekted tu luuk nyse awl teh tiem, wile luukin aftur tehir bruvverz, wer mum, eeven if seh had a fultiem job, wood do awl teh howsewurkz wile huzbin adn sunz sat in frunt of teh telly. Adn teh last vurse, wel nuffin evver turnz owt az eggspekted. ๐Ÿ™‚

  2. damommza

     /  October 11, 2011

    Ai akshully gaev tihs a dubble “clappity clappity” (daz 4 clappity clappities) bee cuz ai fowt it wuz funni. Ai new it wuz a differ front gennurayshun. Ai culd see teh womenz weerin teh hi heels awl teh tyme adn teh man in his underoos drynkin a “bud wiser” in frunt uf teh telly. :-))

    • Ai admit, ai fownd sum hyoomur in it wile riting, Az ai sed tu CMiWY ai woz finking abowt teh owld daez, butt it awlso parro dees attichoodz stil tu be fownd, un for choon ate lee, in sum men adn wimmen. ๐Ÿ™„ ๐Ÿ˜€


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