by damommza & sunovawot

a faceless voice said
I stared at my computer
filled with untold dread

I may win the lottery
get cash from a king
all this coming my way and
haven’t done a thing

so much unsolicited
ads for stuff to buy
even pharmaceuticals
I wouldn’t dare try

people from Nigeria
sending me prayers
coming with such energy
I was unawares

women who say they’ve met me
offer me photos
I’m not so desperate yet
I must look at those

wonder why the IRS
is contacting me
where I live, in the UK,
it’s HMRC

some guy I’ve never heard of
claims that he’s a mate
says he’s got a girlfriend who’s
looking for a date

“You have junk mail” it should say
we all know that’s true
but we’ll keep on opening it
what else can we do?

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  1. ain’t it the truth? lol. Nice to see you, missed you two last night. 🙂

  2. damommza

     /  November 11, 2011

    Good Morning Villow! Missed you too! 🙂 I had to wade through my junk mail this morning and am pleased to inform you that I am now a billionaire. New Zealand lottery, how I love thee! 😀

    • oh… I always get stuff about Nigerian presidents’ daughters, lol. Well, I did, until I got a heck of a good spamcatcher on my providers… whew. Hope you are having fun on holiday! 🙂

      • damommza

         /  November 11, 2011

        I get a lot of dying widos who want me to build orphanages. The clearly know me because the e-mails are addressed to “Dearly Beloved One” *snerk*

  3. If ever I’m feeling like a bit of light relief, a quick visit to my gmail spam filter does the trick 😆

  4. romeojosiemom

     /  November 11, 2011

    LOL! So true

    • damommza

       /  November 11, 2011

      Hi romeojosiemom! sunovawot and I were discussing the interesting things you can find in your inbox. Mine is overflowing with the oddest things! 🙂


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