animals 3


the LOLrus is a stodgy dude
always grumbling about his bukkit
and now he’s old and has forgot
he left it in Nantucket


and don’t forget the hoarsey
with mane and glossy coat
surprising to discover
the real frog in it’s throat


the bi-polar bear is sometimes here
and sometimes he is not
his iceberg’s turning to a lake and
he’s getting awfully hot!


the thing ’bout the see-lion
if you don’t want a scar
as soon as you see-lion
then dive into your car


The wallabee’s a wannabee
he vogues just like Madonna
when asked why he can’t be himself
he says he just don’t wanna!

The regret is a big white bird
who eats a lot of fish
he sadly wonders about those lives
that ended on his dish

a creature that’s all fur and licks
oh, that’s my sweet old dawgie
his bark is small, he has no bite
just licks until I’m sawgie!


weev kum tu see teh dgirraft
adn beleev mii iz kwite kweer
wee haz to putt owr cotez on
tehrez an awful dgirraft in heer

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  1. Am lolling at this one, love the funny puns and images… 🙂

  2. Yooz two cud start a zoo
    with creetchers new dezined by yoo !!

    • damommza

       /  December 11, 2011

      Thank you for those lovely words
      a zoo we’re really are tryin!
      I feed all the ones that lick
      but make Sun feed the lion!

      • damommza

         /  December 11, 2011

        *cleans sleep out of eyes..* Pleeze to ignore the “are” in the 2nd line. 😳

  3. Upfi

     /  December 11, 2011

    LOL!!! That gave me a much-needed laff! Lubs from ur Grumpy Upfi = Grumpfi

    • damommza

       /  December 11, 2011

      Teh Grumpfi iz a wunnermus beesk
      wif antenlols strawng adn troo
      butt(!) wen herz sneeks up verri klows
      tehn teh’ll tikel adn snorgle yoo!

    • on teh caterpiggly
      yoo can awlwaez deepend
      it’l hug yoo wif it feelurz adn
      iz pleezed tu cawl yoo frend


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