teh minnite vizitor

kitteh in teh corna, unnerneef teh tree
nevver doin nuffin az ennywon can see
long abowt minnite kitteh is awoek
bai snufflin of rayndeer adn a big fat bloek

kitteh ses “hay, wot yoo doin heer?”
Santa (coz its him) neerly drops ded wif feer
“hello, littlol kitteh, ai nevver sor yoo tehre,
ai brort toiz adn prezzies for evvrywon tu shayr”

“stirngz adn fevverz, bawlz of wool adn catnip mise
gushifuds adn chonklitz adn awl fingz nise
adn in teh mawnin wen teh uvvers iz arownd
unnerneef teh tree tehir prezzees wil be fownd”

wel kitteh fawt hard, adn kitteh fawt long
adn finaly kitteh ses “yoo got sumfin rong!
we hazznt met befor so yoo maenot be awayr
butt ai iz a kitteh, adn kittehz doent shayr!”

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  1. damommza

     /  December 14, 2011

    Oh, daz nawt troo! Maii kitteh shayr ebberyfin ai haz!! Herz taeks haf adn sez “fankies fur shayron!” *snerk* πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€

  2. Dat remynds meh ob teh Auld Supurstishun dat Animuls can talk at midnyte Christmas Eve! πŸ˜€


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