shawt-syted kitteh mcwot’z uptyte downtiem blooz

kitteh hurd teh aynjulz da-DOW-da-doww
wen taykin a toek da-DOW-da-doww
nao kittehz lief haz da-DOW-da-doww
goen up in smoek da-DOW-da-doww

teh nawt sekkund tiem da-DOW-da-doww
taht he hit teh bong da-DOW-da-doww
he dansd wif teh debbil da-DOW-da-doww
thoe he nyoo it woz rong da-DOW-da-doww

ai’z been tehre kitteh da-DOW-da-doww
ai’z hit tohse hyes da-DOW-da-doww
wen yoor nott shoor wer up iz da-DOW-da-doww
adn hoo stoel yoor eyz da-DOW-da-doww

iz teh nokk em daon drag em aot
curs teh bujjee steel teh shynee
run for cuvver kikk teh doggeh blooz
da-DOW-da-doww

kittehz a biktim da-DOW-da-doww
or so he claym da-DOW-da-doww
butt kittehz ar redd-hott da-DOW-da-doww
at shiftin teh blaym da-DOW-da-doww

so sing me a sad song da-DOW-da-doww
sing it in ryme da-DOW-da-doww
tehn juss leev me heer da-DOW-da-doww
survin mai tiem da-DOW-da-doww

wee been on tihs roed nao da-DOW-da-doww
for soe menny yeerz da-DOW-da-doww
wurk liek a doggeh da-DOW-da-doww
tehn sink a fyoo beerz da-DOW-da-doww

it woz teh doggeh did it mamma
pass me up a big slyse
heddin for teh sunsett
sayvin up for kattmuss blooz

tihs stawree iz owld nao da-DOW-da-doww
yoo noez hao it goe da-DOW-da-doww
if it wuzznt for nip ai’d da-DOW-da-doww
be runnin tihs show da-DOW-da-doww

sum daez ai merember da-DOW-da-doww
adn sum ai ferget da-DOW-da-doww
doent noe wer aiz goe-in da-DOW-da-doww
coz aiz nott been tehre yet da-DOW-da-doww

teh caddee-lackz waytin da-DOW-da-doww
at teh fuut of teh hil da-DOW-da-doww
tiem ai woz leevin da-DOW-da-doww
nao hoo paez mai bil da-DOW-da-doww

ai’z got teh shood haz been a blakksmiff
tye-dee up on choozdae
shuutin fish in barrulz
randum wurd sell ek shun blooz

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  1. damommza

     /  September 27, 2012

    ZOMG!! Tihs iz genie us! Tihs kitteh snigs teh blooz bether tehn teh blooz bruvers!!!! Ai LUBS teh gitar akompanee mint!!! Ai cna heer teh snigin in mai hed!! Tihs culd eezalee be a bloozie ear wurym! da DOW da doww….. *clappity clappity*

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    • shawt-syted kitteh mcwot sens hiz fanx πŸ˜€

      ai duzznt noe wot happund tu it, butt ai fawt ai had leff a commint heer taht expl… exlap… sed tihs sawng woz inspyrd bai, adn teh nawt sekkund sekshun woz nawt sekkund poestd on a fred on:

      http://cheezland.org/2012/09/b4-dis-happunz-agin/ πŸ˜€

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      • damommza

         /  September 27, 2012

        Ai hda no ideya waht it wuz refer..exlap..wutevs tihs wuz abowt butt(!) it wuz sew funee, ai hda leeky aiiz. Ai envis..vis..saw in maii hed a kitteh snigin teh blooz wif a gitar adn a botlol uf brewski!! Naow ai needs a shamwow fur teh laffy-teers!

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