words fail me

I sit and I look in my mirror
and wonder if I’ll ever see
anything ever that’s anywhere
approaching as lovely as me
could it be that I am greatest
of course you know it is true
comparing my beauty to yours is
totally unfair to you
and brains, how do they all fit in
I ponder how it could be
that sometimes the thoughts I am thinking
manage to impress even me
I try to think of improvements
but not even I can do that
so if you’re seeking perfection
you’ll find it right under my hat