a life

you know your life’s a failure
when your account is in the red
you haven’t got a job and
your guardian angel’s dead
your dog has done a runner
turned herself in at the pound
your neighbour really hates you
complains at every sound
your parents have disowned you
moved away and changed their name
your brothers and your sisters
are planning on the same
but the worst thing by far
you discover when you’ve read it
in the story of your life you
never even made the edit

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  1. icanhasanimlols

     /  March 9, 2013


  2. Geeez….we gotz uh spair bedruum if you wants tu cross teh pond!

  3. adaein3

     /  March 10, 2013


  4. damommza

     /  March 10, 2013

    come away and be a pirate
    come run away with me
    we’ll dance on burning decks
    and then sail off to sea
    we’ll leave the bills behind us
    we’ll sail for better shores
    where no one knows our name
    and no one’s keeping score
    we’ll dress like all the others
    then we’ll be free at last
    and open a tiny tea shop
    and forget about our past

    😀 😀 😀

    • a past full of colour
      and action and glee
      of terror and tides
      a life on the sea
      for we are the bold ones
      the never afraid
      who live by the sword
      and die by the blade
      the tea shop you speak of
      been there and done
      I’ll stick as a pirate
      it’s so much more fun
      😀 😀 😀

  5. damommza

     /  March 10, 2013

  6. icanhasanimlols

     /  March 12, 2013

    Applesauceapplesauce for damommza and sunovawot! You both are so talented. So when is the next talk like a pirate day? And can I come with you and be a scallawag pirate too?

    • damommza

       /  March 12, 2013

      YESH!! icanhasanimlols!! Yoo cna be a pyrit wiff us! Ai wsa goawna open a tea shop butt(!) sunovawot wnats to stay a pyrt adn whebber he goez, ai is goin tu! 😀 Iz gudgugud yoo comin wif us! We need sum won to swab down teh poop dek! *snerk*

    • There’s always room for crew 😆

  7. icanhasanimlols

     /  March 13, 2013

    Ai dunno a baowt swabbin but(!) ai can haz lawtsannalawts ob eggsperiance on poop dekk (yard) cleenin! Ai can haz a eggsited!

    • damommza

       /  March 13, 2013

      YESH!! Yoo cna haz eggsited!! Ai teech yoo haow to swab teh poopdeck! iz eezy..*skrubskrubskrubrinzrinzrinz* AWL DOEN! 😀

  8. icanhasanimlols

     /  March 14, 2013

    Duz ai getz da botlol ob rum arfter ai swab da poopdekk? Ken wi mak eet scotch insteed?

    • az ai iz nott a lubber of rum we haz tu sing “yo ho ho adn a bottul of malt whisky” 😀

      • damommza

         /  March 15, 2013

        …adn aicanhaz dyet coek wif a pleh mon slyse pllez wif maii yo ho howin..? 😀

  9. You had me at teh single malt!!! *holds up glass, makes puppeh eyes*


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