a pai-ratt bowld

tehy cawl mii a nayv adn a waystrul
for gaymz tehy sae ai’m tuu owld
butt bloe wot tehy sae, at leest for tudae
ai am a troo pai-ratt bowld

adn wii sayl upon teh bloo wawturz
mii adn mai lubberly croo
grog wil be drunk and shipz wil be sunk
beefor wii wil sayl bak tu yoo

if yoo wont tu be a bowld pai-ratt
tehn kum adn joyn uz on bord
wii’l plundur adn fite, from heer tu gudnite
wiv kannun, adn pistol, adn sord

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  1. tihs woz nawt sekkund poestd on “Talk Like A Pirate Day” on

    http://cheezland.org/2013/09/shivr-me-timbrs/

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  2. Yea for talk like a pirate day! And most importantly, YEA for sunovawot for de grate poem abut eet!

    (ai habs nawt habs de free tym tu weedz alla yur poeems but(!) ai iz gunna weedz dem soonli (aihazahoapful….) 🙂

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  3. abikertoo

     /  September 20, 2013

    Deh pairutz izz jeusst waiyuttn tew kayucch teh layundlubbrz aout awnna see habbn tew goe seummwaer, dey wuud fyxx deyum reeyl gud wyffa beelaeyun pyn onna hed adn maebee ae sawayut onna steurn wyffa saebeurr iyuf dey izz kumplaiyun aebaeout iyut, deyun derez awlwyzz seum “keeyullhawleun” tew dew!!
    {{{{{tew alla deh pairutz inna tee rheum dayut izz reddee tew saiyul deh hai see}}}}}

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  4. damommza

     /  September 20, 2013

    Oh Kappyton..mai Kappyton..
    ai’d sayl wif yoo, throo teh oshuns bloo
    adn pillage adn plundur adn ryot
    butt(?) just let me sai…if we b drynkin awl day..
    ai’d still lyke to stay on me dyet…

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  5. Fun poem, even funnier in lolsprechen!! 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂

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