pachyderm

there’s a pachyderm down in the garden
daddy what should I do
there’s a pachyderm down in the garden
asking the way to the zoo

listen son do as I tell you
whisper right into its ear
I don’t give a damn where you came from
but there’s no way to get there from here

there’s a pachyderm down in the garden
daddy I’m at my wits ends
there’s a pachyderm down in the garden
saying he wants to be friends

listen son don’t be a nuisance
tell it whatever you like
then give it a drink and a sandwich
and tell it to go take a hike

there’s a pachyderm down in the garden
daddy it’s singing rude songs
there’s a pachyderm down in the garden
wearing bikini and thongs

listen son I’m getting angry
nothing you say makes any sense
so tell it that it don’t belong here
then kick it back over the fence

there’s a pachyderm down in the garden
daddy it’s calling me names
there’s a pachyderm down in the garden
disrupting all of our games

listen son this is the last time
tell it that it’s had its fun
but if it don’t leave here instanter
I’m fetching my elephant gun.

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6 Comments

  1. damommza

     /  July 6, 2014

    Oh this is just too, too, too adorable! I don’t know what influenced the poem but that was just wonderful!! šŸ˜€ šŸ˜€

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  2. Visibly cute poem!!
    MORE, MORE!

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    • Thank you šŸ˜€ I shall endeavour to do my best, though I don’t decide the tone, the poems do that for themselves šŸ˜€

      Reply
  3. Lots of Laughs, Sun šŸ˜†

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