a lolloween pome

juss az teh niet iz fawlin
froo teh grass ai see it crawlin
crawlin crawlin littul monstur in teh shadoez of teh niet
adn mai hart beginz tu stutta
az ai heerz it mutta mutta
adn mai legz woent tayk mii hoemward tehy am parruliezd wif friet

adn it reellee iz a pitteh
wen ai’z juss a littul kitteh
adn mai sharp enz ar tuu tynee tu giv a flee a scrach
wot tehn can ai dooin
tu excayp teh surten rooin
taht iz kummin creepin crawlin froo the greenee grassee pach

so ai cawl owt for mai muvva
butt awl ai see iz yet annuva
annuva creepin crawler in teh dizmal dreeree dark
so ai pull mai self tugevva
adn trai tu wurk owt wevva
tehrez ennyway tu get away wivvowt a singul mark

butt wotz teh yoose in tryin
ai noe taht ai ar lyin
wen ai attemt tu tel mai self taht ai wil be awlriet
teh ownlee hoep beefor mii
taht teh monsturz wil ignor mii
tehn fro mai self upon teh tendur mur sees ov teh niet

butt holt it juss wun sekkund
it seemz ai hazznt rekkund
teh monsturz may be juss az skayrd az ai iz feelin tu
maybe if wiiz huddl
in a kitteh monstur muddl
tehn wii awl can mannij tu lass teh hoel niet froo

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9 Comments

  1. tihs pome woz nawt sekkund poestd on

    http://cheezland.org/2014/10/am-ai-erli/

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  2. damommza

     /  October 31, 2014

    *standing ovation and applolsaws* This is just wonderful! I think it’s your best Lolloween Powem to date!!! πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ I love it!!

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  3. I love it, also!! πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚

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  4. icanhasanimlols

     /  November 1, 2014

    applesaurce! applesaurce! pore littlol kitteh, ai hoaps hi gotded hoam tu himz moma ok.

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  5. Hapee Dai uv teh Ded, sunovawot!

    Reply

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