xmas? yeah, right

by damommza & sunovawot

The shopping is over
The wrapping is done
I’ve made lots of cookies
And eaten every one
The stockings are hung
By the chimney with care
I’m off to the gym
Before I outgrow this chair….

the shopping’s not done yet
the wrapping’s a chore
I ain’t making cookies
’cause cooking’s a bore
the stockings are holey
the chimney is blocked
I’ll forgo the gym ’cause
the bar is well stocked

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  1. damommza

     /  December 15, 2014

    *snerk* 😆 😆 😆

  2. Love it, and yes, I can tell who wrote what!! ;))

  3. Ai carn’t! Do tell us, do!
    The second half represents moi, alas. Except for the bar being stocked and for having a chimbley to even be blocked…

    • I’m sorry, professional etiquette prevents me from telling you that I am the cynic 😀

      Incidentally, I have neither well stocked bar nor chimbley myself, but poetic licence covers a multitude of sins 😀

      • damommza

         /  December 16, 2014

        lupinssupins…Oh, sunovawot is not the cynic…OR IS HE???? 😆 😆 😆

  4. icanhasanimlols

     /  December 16, 2014

    The two of you writing together are the perfect combination!

  5. You two…….very cute!!!!

    • damommza

       /  December 21, 2014

      Thank you adaein3!! I never know where my half of the poem is going but sunovawot always gets us both there safely! 😀

    • Thank you 😀 but I am fresh out of cute 😀

      • damommza

         /  December 21, 2014

        *Backs up the CYOOT TRUCK…unloads 10 yards of CYOOT on to sunovawot….drives away before he knows who did it..*


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