o mother

o mother he came to my bower
and spoke to me sweet words of love
o mother how do I kill him
if and when push comes to shove

my daughter the methods are many
and many of them have I tried
but the best must be a blunt object
for that’s how your poor father died

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  1. damommza

     /  February 15, 2015

    AH HAH HAH!! That’s adorable!..poison is often the kill of choice for women…easy…clean…neat….not that I have personal experience with it..or am tied to any crimes…yet… 😆 😆 😆

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  2. damommza

     /  February 15, 2015

    Arsenic…….makes you REEEEEEEEEALLY sick!

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  3. damommza

     /  February 15, 2015

    that’s fine but..”strychine with make you green”

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  4. Ahh yeyus, paereuntul adbyys foar seurrbybbl ub deh fytteust {dey wud bee dere laweunng ayuffteur deh uvveurz wuz gawn, lol}

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