on teh ockayshun ov Cheezland’z nawt furd birfdae

anubber yeer anubber ayj
anubber buuk anubber payj
adn wunse agen wii turnz owr fayse
tu gayz upon tihs halloed playse
wer awl ar free on enny dae
tu cum adn joyn tehir frenz in plae
adn eech adn ebbry buddy noez
taht tihs iz wer owr gladness groez
wer kyootness wawkz adn in itz hand
a flag tu wayv abuv teh land
a signul tu teh massing crowd
tu lett tehir joy ring owt allowd
adn ebbry tuch or frenly kiss
displaez tu awl owr birfdae bliss

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Judi (ex CMiWY)

teh howrz wil tumbul
teh daez wil rush past
awl wii can hoep iz
teh bess wunz wil last
adn giv uz a moemint
tu stadn up adn sae
cum let uz honur
Judi’z burfdae

a Cheezland ballad

by sunovawot & damommza

deddy kaytd tu PK & S

ai kan stil rekawl taht dae
wen wii wer forsd upon owr wae
kommurshullizm at itz moest kra$$
had kum adn bitt uz in teh a$$
wiel teerz wer cryde adn teef wer nashd
at ICHC teh chekz wer cashd
adn wii wer lef wifowt a hoem
sett upon teh ‘net tu roem
adn roem wii did for howz untolld
wif littl hoep adn hartz groen colld
butt sum tehre wer wood nott giv in
hoo pland adn plottd tu beegin
anuvver siet far form teh frae
wer wii cood liv adn laff adn plae
adn thoe at furst nott awl went smoov
tehy stuk teh corse adn moovd teh moov
did awl teh fingz taht peeplz must
wen tehy duzznott sukseed at fu’st
adn thoe it mae seem much to ask
PK & S stuk tu tehir task
until at last tehy mayd tehir stand
adn opend up owr nyoo Cheezland

adn caym teh cheezeez slo slo slo
tehy did nott noe wich wae tu goe
butt in tehir hartz tehy karreed lolz
tu fil teh gapz adn plug teh hoelz
adn hartz wer mended, frendz wer fownd
even tohse hoo’d nott been rownd
teh tee shoppe opend bryte adn sunnee
wif lotz ov tee adn hoem grone hunnee
moer importuntly wii mayd nyoo frendz
so thanx to PK & S nebber enz
tehy gayv uz a playse tu cawl owr own
so nebber agen wil wii haz tu roem
teh nawty barn, teh conga ratz
Cheezland dot org iz wer itz at!