a birfdae pome tu poussinboi

tihs won woz fisrt poestd at http://www.yesterdazelolz.com/2016/09/24/noes-no-roundabouts/

tho ai haznt been heer tawkin
for ai’v had noe wurd tu sae
adn ai sayv mai interjkshuns
for a verry speshul dae
adn it seemz taht wee hav hit won
so noe longur ai’l be coi
ai am heer jus tu wish yoo
hapy birfdae poussinboi

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yet anuvva burfdae

burfdae wishuz hoo wood haz tehm
scroo tehm up adn in teh bin
ai’z tu owld tu stil bee cowntin
senn-ess-sense iz settin in

wonse ai dansed upon teh taybulz
wonse ai woz so lieth adn fin
nao ai’m shaypd juss liek a beechbawl
nao ai haz a trebul chin

wotz teh ues in gettin owldur
wai iz tihs hao fingz must go
ayjin iz a curs upon uz
butt nuffin seemz tu holt teh floe

frenshipz

az ai sit adn contemplayt tehm
teh frenshipz ai haz lost
teh daez adn nietz of mornin
taht eech such partin cost
ai can luuk bak throo teh memreez
sum paynful uvverz sweet
adn cownt eech wun a blessin
awl viktree noe defeet
adn ai can tel teh wurld tu
lern for tehir soelz sayks
wun dae of luvvin frendship
iz wurf a milly-un hartayks

a lolloween pome

juss az teh niet iz fawlin
froo teh grass ai see it crawlin
crawlin crawlin littul monstur in teh shadoez of teh niet
adn mai hart beginz tu stutta
az ai heerz it mutta mutta
adn mai legz woent tayk mii hoemward tehy am parruliezd wif friet

adn it reellee iz a pitteh
wen ai’z juss a littul kitteh
adn mai sharp enz ar tuu tynee tu giv a flee a scrach
wot tehn can ai dooin
tu excayp teh surten rooin
taht iz kummin creepin crawlin froo the greenee grassee pach

so ai cawl owt for mai muvva
butt awl ai see iz yet annuva
annuva creepin crawler in teh dizmal dreeree dark
so ai pull mai self tugevva
adn trai tu wurk owt wevva
tehrez ennyway tu get away wivvowt a singul mark

butt wotz teh yoose in tryin
ai noe taht ai ar lyin
wen ai attemt tu tel mai self taht ai wil be awlriet
teh ownlee hoep beefor mii
taht teh monsturz wil ignor mii
tehn fro mai self upon teh tendur mur sees ov teh niet

butt holt it juss wun sekkund
it seemz ai hazznt rekkund
teh monsturz may be juss az skayrd az ai iz feelin tu
maybe if wiiz huddl
in a kitteh monstur muddl
tehn wii awl can mannij tu lass teh hoel niet froo

happy burfdae, pb

yoor gettin owlder dae lee
iz sad perhapz butt troo
tho teh yeerz ar mowntin
it shoodnt mayk yoo bloo
ayj iz juss a numbur adn
tehrez no cawz for regret
wer yoor yeerz litely coz
yoo’v not reechd yoor peek yet

on teh ockayshun ov Cheezland’z nawt furd birfdae

anubber yeer anubber ayj
anubber buuk anubber payj
adn wunse agen wii turnz owr fayse
tu gayz upon tihs halloed playse
wer awl ar free on enny dae
tu cum adn joyn tehir frenz in plae
adn eech adn ebbry buddy noez
taht tihs iz wer owr gladness groez
wer kyootness wawkz adn in itz hand
a flag tu wayv abuv teh land
a signul tu teh massing crowd
tu lett tehir joy ring owt allowd
adn ebbry tuch or frenly kiss
displaez tu awl owr birfdae bliss

for BF adn Tucker

teh tiemz taht ai recawl
tohse sweet ungarded momentz
teh liftin ov mai hart
teh tuchin ov mai soel

let mii cloez mai eyz
gayz intu mai myndz mirror
tu see reflektd tehre
teh lub taht woz yor gift

let teh clok tik on
teh vastness ov teh futuer
iz moer tahn ai can manayj
tuu much tu fayse aloen

ordinerry daez
tehy wer awl ai needed
juss tu haz yoo heer
woz awl teh wurld tu mii

let teh teerz flo
teh river ov mai sadness
teh depth ov mai desier
tu be wiff yoo aygen

sayv for mii a playse
sumwer in teh meddo
wer wii can rest tugevver
wen wii ar won wonse moer

for 4.5k adn Teddy adn fambly

teh wurdz hang hevvy rownd mai hed
iz lief no moor? iz awl hoep ded?
ar tehre moer teerz taht need be shed?
adn wer ar yoo mai deer?

adn tu teh wurld a hartbork crai
ai cannot stand aloen, nott ai
teh lub ai feel it cannot dai
adn yoo muss stil be neer

wot cumfort iz tehre leff for mii
butt taht sumwer yoo stil muss bee
for in teh meddo yoo run free
taht mush tu mii iz cleer

CMiWY adn Hobbes adn fambly

teh roedz wii wawkd tugebber
ar gon nao form mai siet
teh daez of lub adn cumfurt
ar lost wiffin teh niet
adn awl taht yoo wunse gayv mii
ai can no longur feel
teh trooth taht yoo wer tu mii
no longur seemz so reel
butt tho mai teerz ar fawlin
tehrez nuffin tu be sed
sept ai no ai hazznt lost yoo
yoov ownlee gon ahed

Angel for PK adn Jackie.Elle adn teh kittehs

a lief mae last a minnit
or last for menny yeerz
eever wae teh ending
iz markd bai lubbin teerz

ai noe yoo had tu leev mii
tho ai wood haz yoo stae
teh payn ov tihs sad partin
wil nebber goe awae

adn tho ai bayr tihs hartayk
ai’l seek nott tu complayn
for ai must cownt az blessing
an ending tu yoor payn

adn ai wil tayk such cumfurt
form fambilly adn frenz
az tehy can offur tu mii
til owr seppurrayshun enz