Teh Nyoo Cheezland

by damommza and sunovawot

Teh skai wuz gettin dahrk
teh cheezepeeps culd see no sun
teh ICHC was fading
no fun for anee won

Tehn suddenlee 2 heer roez
caem krashin fru teh clowds
Prysmacat adn Seanya
hda kum tu saev teh crowds!

Tehy maed a happee playse
fur awl teh peeps tu meet
so ebberyone start runnin’
get up adn on yoor feet!

Adn wen yoor tehre merember
taht nuffin iz nebber free
if we wont tihs tu wurk tehn
it ree lyez on yoo adn me

Nao we haz a hoem tahtz
a playse juss ful of fun
noe moer teh munnies roolin
teh wae taht fingz iz dun

Butt stil teh jobz nott finnishd
it needz us awl plae
tu ad teh lolz adn commintz
eech adn evvry dae

Adn heer we ar awl of uz
weez leff beehynd taht mess
in sted weer rappd in happee
awl fanx tu PK&S


Cheezland part elebenty

in mai lief ai haz disk uvvurd
witt adn wizdum haz ai nun
butt ai wil be teh bess ai can be
unnerneef a cheezland sun

ai wil sing mai happee song if
yoo wil tayk mai foofy paw
we wil wawk tihs paff tugevver
heer be owrz forevver moer

nuffin meenz a fing wiffowt yoo
tihs iz awl ai haz tu noe
awl abowt mae be confooshun
butt tugevver we can groe

PK & S

wawlz adn bowndreez wot teh hekk
we stumblol heer adn grumblol tehre
tayk anuvver poek adn hoep
sumdae sumhao weel get sumwer

klym anuvver blastid fense
anuvver snag along teh wae
swer in sy lense (mynd teh kitz)
weel get tehre, if nott tudae

cawshuss hoep, letz howld it cloes
been heer befor, iz nuffin nyoo
we kan wayt for fings of wurff
beeleev me, ai haz fayth in yoo


troolee in tiemz tu cum
storeez wil be told
of hao tihs caym tu be
adn of tohse kittehz bold
hoo furstly mayd tehre wae
brayv lee hand in hand
in tu tihs preshuss playse
in tu tihs nyoo Cheezland
adn of PK & S
hoo wif noe fret or fuss
tuuk on teh my tee webz
tu bild it juss for us

a nyoo hoem

o ai wil hold yoor hand
adn weel tayk a wawk tugevver
bai adn bai weel fynd a nyoo playse
wer we can noe forevver
adn weel choos owrselvz tu be tehre
coz tihs iz wot weer aftur
a playse amung owr frendz
a playse of joi adn laftur
a playse wer we can settl
nebber moer tu roem
a playse taht filz owr hartz
a playse taht we cawl hoem

happee (teh lurkerz song)

tehrez a likkl playse tehy tel me
wer awl kittehz ar welcum
if yoo wontz tu cum adn joyn in
yoo juss haz tu bryng yoorseff

so tehn ai caym a creepin
a creepin adn a crawlin
adn ai fownd maiseff a cawnur
wer ai cood wotsh teh kittehz plae

adn teh fun woz shayrd by menny
it juss seemd tu keep on groe-in
adn ai huddld in mai cawnur
adn ai smyld a happee smyl


words softly spoken
pierce a veil of tears
a touch to remind me
of all the loving years
days when I feel like
all I have is grief
then words softly spoken
rekindle my belief


well here i am again aint it a miracle
i never thought that this was on my way
i passed here once before you may remember
but that was on a very different day

then i was alone and i was floundering
looking for a life to call my own
after many years of being terrified
grateful for each tiny kindness shown

but now as you can see i am much better
learnt to stand and walk on my own feet
though sometimes i may slip and backslide
i’ve found accepting help is not defeat

and this much i recall of what you taught me
a man is still a man despite his fears
there’s no rule says he always must be strong
and there is nothing shameful in his tears

dark adn dizmul

wai iz teh skai so dark adn dizmul
wen teh wurld shood be payntid brite
ai haz bubblz in mai bludstreem
ai haz fortz mayd owt of lite
wen ai seez yoo in yoor glawree
cullerz flote befor mai eyz
adn ai fink tehy shood be gleemin
form tohse dark adn dizmul skaiz

swimming ‘gainst the tide

corporate identities worn close to the heart
though you couldn’t stand alone if you tried
you need exercise to build up your strength
it’s time to try swimming ‘gainst the tide

if you really want to be living your own life
when it’s offered refuse to take the ride
even if you have to buy some water wings
it’s better to be swimming ‘gainst the tide

many things have value of many different kinds
but forget money, the greatest one is pride
it doesn’t come gift wrapped, with a pretty bow
it comes when you are swimming ‘gainst the tide

you can circle your wagons, batten hatches down
you can always run and try to hide
but in the end you have to make up your own mind
whether to go swimming ‘gainst the tide