dark descends

the dark descends and you and I
are sat alone ‘neath lowering sky
we listen as the wild wind sings
and wait in dread for what it brings
what evil fetch from netherworld
will be upon our persons hurled
what monster from the howling deep
would rend us should we dare to sleep
oh we could cry and pray aloud
for angel dressed in armour proud
who’d stand his ground with sword in hand
and guard with grace this precious land
but nought will come to cry or prayer
our words are lost in storm tossed air
and we must fall back on such might
that will protect us through the night
the bargain will be made in fear
for death or worse is coming near
and if the cost is much to pay
that waits upon another day
survival now our only goal
what matters if it cost our soul


teh goblin

bai damommza & sunovawot

trik or treet
tihs woent be neet
az goblinz fink ov waez

tu capchur yoo
mayk fingur styoo
adn dans upon yoor grayvz

yood bettur be
pree payrd for mii
adn wen ai creep adn crorl

ai doent wont sum
nao doent be glum
yood bettur giv it orl

ai’l tayk yoor boenz
krush tehn wif stoenz
tu thikken mai raggoo

adm mikz yoor blud
wif grayvyard mud
tu boyl up a broo

adn o yoor meet
wil tayst so sweet
ai can hardlee wayt

so doent be shai
adn bai adn bai
weel haz owr seffz a dayt


Suzi go wandering deep in the night
Suzi can see fine, she don’t need a light
and if she should meet you it’ll be her delight
to get together and share a quick bite

Suzi go hunting when night’s overcast
when shadows are deep and hunger is vast
and lord when you meet her, that night is your last
but Suzi don’t care none, she’s havin’ a blast

Suzi, they tell you, is all in your mind
she never existed, nor yet her kind
so they’ll never notice her creep up behind
Suzi just loves the ones who are blind

shadows and shudders

shadows and shudders, step into the light
for ghosts are abroad on a broad winter’s night
there to be seen by those with the sight
and the devil is playing his tune
murder and mayhem are yours for a jest
held in your heart is there hope for the best
at least for yourself if not for the rest
of those who are caught ‘neath the moon

cry out for courage as demons abound
muscles dissolve and you drop to the ground
surely somewhere succour will be found
your guardian angel has flown
death and destruction, we all know the score
if we are not there we have been there before
but here I am hiding behind bolted door
and you are all on your own

the ragged restless dead

as the hour creeps to midnight
and the lights go out all round
comes a shuffling and a moaning
from unconsecrated ground
can you hear it ask the mothers
as they crawl into their beds
can you feel it ask the fathers
as they shake their shaggy heads
there are stories of the bad days
when the night was no ones friend
when to turn an ill-judged corner
would lead you to your end
and those stories oh we’ve heard them
in the depth of darkest night
and those of us all tucked up
shiver with delight
for we know that in our houses
locked behind strong walls
we have nothing we need fear
when the savagery calls
but this time are you certain
for I hear the faintest roar
and somewhere in the distance
the demolition of a door
and perhaps this is the time
of which we all have read
and at last we get to greet them
the ragged restless dead


adn tehy sae in teh nite
az teh moonz on teh rize
yoo can see awl teh hayt
adn teh madniss in tehir eyz
so yoo run adn yoo hied
in yoor fayvrit hiedin playse
adn teh teerz adn teh swet
run liek ribberz daon yoor fayse
adn teh storeez yoo woz told
wen yoo wer a littul kitteh
gallup cross yoor miend
ownlee nao tehre nott so pritteh
az tehy wer wen yoo shivvurd
wif taht so dee liishuss friet
az yoo sat rownd teh fier
on taht long ago niet
adn iz nao howlolween
adn yoo iz nao awl groen
adn insted of beein wif frenz
yoo ar awl on yoor own
in teh end tehre iz ownlee
wun fing taht yoo can do
tahtz tu gavver up yoor currayj
adn jump up adn showt BOO!

the night

I have paths that I must follow
through the fear and through the dark
I have seen the walls of heaven
and worn the devil’s mark
I have reached into the heart of
the evil that all share
watched the ruin of millions
and never had a care
and on this night of nights
when souls are most at bay
the only hope you have
is to hunker down and pray
and maybe if your luck’s in
I will pass you by
and tonight will not be
the night you have to die

a Howl-O-Ween Powem

by damommza & sunovawot


it woz a drak adn stawmee niet
adn ai woz fild wif friet
teh wind woz shril
ai flet teh fril
ten muun shed littul liet

teh goestz adn gobblinz tuu
luukd kwite a bit liek yoo
butt yoo ar gon
adn ai goe on
noe lawngur feelin bloo

ai berreed yoo kwite deep
in a manglold heep
yoo cannawt strae
awae yool stae
adn in teh grownd yool sleep

ai feel a breez of duum
tahtz enturrin mai ruum
it maykz a shaep
beehind mai drayp
haz yoo ekskaypd yoor tuum


teh tuum iz nott for mee
mai spirrit muss wawk freee
noe moer ai’l stae
wer wunse ai lae
for yoo stil howld teh kee

teh kee taht biendz mai sole
haz draggd mee form mai hoel
ai cannawt rest
in grownd unblest
so return wot yoo stoel

wotz taht, yoo dowt mai miet
beeleev ai cannawt fiet
yett in tihs stayt
mai powrz ar grayt
adn heer ai haz teh riet

in lief ai woz noe saynt
mai sole bor deemunz taynt
butt taht meenz nawt
ai haz yoo cawt
yoo muss ansur mai playnt

so lettuz plae tihs gaym
of con seek wense adn blaym
weel tayk a turn
in hel yool burn
tu yoor eeturnal shaym

Non Lolspeek Version

it was a dark and stormy night
and I was filled with fright
the wind was shrill
I felt the thrill
the moon shed little light

the ghosts and goblins too
looked quite a bit like you
but you are gone
and I go on
no longer feeling blue

I buried you quite deep
in a mangled heap
you cannot stray
away you’ll stay
and in the ground you’ll sleep

I feel a breeze of doom
that’s entering my room
it makes a shape
behind my drape
have you escaped your tomb?

the tomb is not for me
my spirit must walk free
no more I’ll stay
where I once lay
for you still hold the key

that key that binds my soul
has dragged me from my hole
I cannot rest
in ground unblest
so return what you stole

what’s that, you doubt my might
believe I cannot fight
yet in this state
my powers are great
and here I have the right

in life I was no saint
my soul bore demon’s taint
but that means nought
I have you caught
you must answer my plaint

so let us play this game
of consequence and blame
we’ll take a turn
in Hell you’ll burn
to your eternal shame

I knew I forgot something

there’s a method to my madness, at least that’s what I claim
and if you cannot see it, it’s my truth all the same
so take a quiet moment to think the whole thing through
and remember that I never said that I’d be good for you

I took you to my heart when others passed you by
I kissed away your tears, but never did I lie
I said that I would care for you until your dying breath
I just forgot to mention that I would bring you death


let me tell you all a story of how it’s gonna be
the world will turn contrariwise and i assure you so will we
we’ll flick our tails and bat our eyes and love you oh so much
and then we’ll tear your hearts out with our velvetty touch

let me tell you who we are and who we’re gonna be
we are the souls of those who’re lost and those who can’t break free
but this is not an issue that need disturb your rests
until the moment comes that we pull your hearts out of your chests